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May 2012

The 3 Most Common Non-Horse Person Sayings

warzington:

fortheloveofponies:

nedtoodles:

1. “I went on a trail ride once and the horse took off with me. Never getting on one again.”

2. “Oh it’s okay, I know how to ride - I rode at a summer camp for two weeks when I was younger. They let us gallop and stuff.”

3. “Don’t you just sit there?”

4. “Its just a horse”

5. “Oh, so you race horses?”

6. -pointing to a pony- “Look at the baby!”

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Me at a horse show:
  • Me: AW LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE
  • Me: Oh my god I spent two hours on those braids this horse better be kidding me
  • Me: OH MY GOD THAT PONY IS SO CUTE
  • Me: What the hell does a green ribbon on the tail mean? Come bite me, I won't kick?
  • Me: What's my class again?
  • Me: Where's my number...I just put it down
  • Me: Can somebody hold this horse while I put my helmet on?
  • Me: I AM GOING TO DIE
  • Me: Can you check my stirrups?
  • Me: Can you check my girth?
  • Me: I AM GOING TO DIE
  • Me: Oh no you do not, you are going over that fence you little shit
  • Me: The corner is not scary, I repeat, the corner is not scary
  • Me: Did she say to walk or trot? Eh, I'll just see what everyone else does
  • Me: What jump comes next
  • Me: ...not that one?
  • Me: ...oh
  • Me: 3, 2...okay or we can just leave right here
  • Me: Can I use that crop?
  • Me: Is this your martingale?
  • Me: Will you hold this horse while I pee?
  • Me: I. NEED. WATER.
  • Me: Those are definitely two feet higher than what you told me I was jumping
  • Me: How in god's name am I going to remember this course
  • Me: HEELS DOWN HEELS DOWN HEELS DOWN
  • Me: You--are--a--little--shit
  • Me: FOURTH? I GOT FOURTH?
  • Me: I thought I was eliminated!
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